Linguistic Explorers Pillows

'When did 'dude' become an adverb and an adjective?'

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

"Yo! Check it out"

At the end of the day everything on the table is low-hanging fruit.

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Bilingual

Campaign for Plain English

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

A Semicolon.

Promised Land Signpost

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

Conspiracy Theory Books

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"