Early Language Explorer Pillows

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Life after death"

Souvenirs.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

A Semicolon.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Books of Tablets

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."