Explorer Of Words Pillows

"Excuse me, do you know how to get to the public library?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Why we need poetry. . .

"I'm still pre-literate."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

A Semicolon.

"What does it all mean?"

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

"You never tell me you love me." "I told ya' once. I'll let you know if anything changes."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

Punch Initials - P

More animal grammar. Fetch! Dingo. Dingoing. Dingone.

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'