Vocabulary Explorer Mugs

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'Her dodoism over the wynd made him furibund.'

'Don't worry if you fail the spelling test. Nobody spells when they text.'

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Famous Oxymorons...

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"What does it all mean?"

Wordplay: Me.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Phonetic Man

"I don't speak Italian."

The Tangents talk it over.

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.