Obscure Vocab Explorer Mugs

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Crab with a clown face.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Amateur Palmist

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"What does it all mean?"

Wordplay: Me.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

The Tangents talk it over.

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'The Writer'

No crawling sign in the desert.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

Punch Initials - P

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

Scottish Dialect

'The best the grotty magus could do was produce a footy pagurid.'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

'We've been told to tighten our belts, and unfortunately for you I am wearing braces.'