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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Look! No hands!"

The Thought Process.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"The overthinker"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

' A new idea '

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

The Cremaster Cycle

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."