Language And Slang Exploration Mugs

'Ha-ha, that's so random.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

A Semicolon.

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"It's a dame!"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."