Modern Slang Enthusiast Mugs

"Did you have to, like, 'hurl'?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"OMG, LOL!"

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

OMG.

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

"It's a dame!"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

"You know my motto: Ready, aim . . . audit."

"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

Things you say when you are officially old...

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."