Slang Specialists T-Shirts

Kids talking street slang. Parent: "Their foreign language lessons are going well."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

East End Maps.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Whatever!

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Meet the People of the Internet

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Tip my boy."

Grammar and Marketing

Communication

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Feart!

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"It's a dame!"

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'