Vocabulary Master Gifts

Wordplay: Amphibious

Evolution Exam Results.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"Smart Arse"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Wordplay: Me.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Funky Facts: USA.