Word Master Gifts

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"She's been so creative lately."

First Novels.

"Do me next."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Cut Price

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Backfire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Someone who knows apostrophes

Why we need poetry. . .

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.