Word Master Pillows

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

"She's been so creative lately."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Cut Price

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Backfire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Someone who knows apostrophes

Why we need poetry. . .

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

What's normal?