Vocabulary Builder Gifts

'I know one thing about parts of speech. Billy and student aren't synonyms.'

"If loving school is erroneous...I don't want to be correct."

"Here's a great word - 'Lethologica, the inability to recall a particular word or name'."

I know it sounds confusing. I'm trying to tell you that she's my mother's sister.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'The palmy quaffer often looked at his plafond.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

"Mum bought me one of those 'abridged' dictionaries for my birthday and now I can't find the words to thank her..."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

What does aloof mean?

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"What does procrastination mean?"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Wordplay: Me.

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Wordplay: Pantomime.