Vocabulary Development Gifts

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

What does aloof mean?

"He just said his first word!"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

First Word

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"What does procrastination mean?"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Wordplay: Me.