Vocabulary Development Mugs

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

What does aloof mean?

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"He just said his first word!"

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

First Word

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"What does procrastination mean?"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Wordplay: Me.

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'