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"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'I've discovered you have feet of clay.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

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Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"On your marks..."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"Whoa, too much information!"

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

'I'm just not keen.'

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

Opening up at the weatherman's bar - "I wouldn't say our relationship's stormy - It's more squally with the possibility of bright spells later"