Linguistic Playfulness Pillows

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

10 K Tail-Chase

Wagging Dog

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balloon Kids

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"I stand corrected."

Thank you bubbles

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Bouncing baby

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Artichoking victim

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I've been window-shopping..."