Linguistic Fun-seeker Pillows

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Get on with it!

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Final Selfie

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Artichoking victim

"I've been window-shopping..."

Heart To Heart

Bunny Hop Hug

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

"Pansexual"

Overly wordy travel.

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"What?"

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty."

Simultaneous translation.

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

"I'm home deer!"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

'Live there? I might as well wear it on my hips!'

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

"Spell "orange." "The fruit or the colour, Miss?"

'I just want to know why you think that I didn't know that you knew that I didn't know what you meant? Hmmmmm?