Linguistic Fun-seeker Pillows

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Get on with it!

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Final Selfie

"I've been window-shopping..."

Bunny Hop Hug

Artichoking victim

Monkey Business

Heart To Heart

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

"Pansexual"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Overly wordy travel.

"What?"

"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty."

Simultaneous translation.

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

"I'm home deer!"

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

'I just want to know why you think that I didn't know that you knew that I didn't know what you meant? Hmmmmm?

"Spell "orange." "The fruit or the colour, Miss?"

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'