Linguistic Playfulness Gifts

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Wagging Dog

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balloon Kids

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Thank you bubbles

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"I stand corrected."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Bouncing baby

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Heart To Heart