Laugh Delivery Specialist Gifts

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

King and Jester

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

Medical Cabinet

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

"It's weeder's elbow."

'You are here' T-shirt,

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

I think we need to move to your usual four o'clock appointments to earlier in the day, Al. I find that every time I see you at four, I feel the need for cocktail hour at five.

"It's just the milk talking."

Joker in jail

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

Precious comedy writers.

"Everytime he sticks his finger down his throat, he tells a joke."

Ross Noble

'No, you should not get ready to ascend the throne. It's just a head cold.'

Fish Pedicure