Treasure Hunter Of Giggles Gifts

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

'It was this big. I swear'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Well, where's the last place you had it?

A centi-stampede.

Buried Rubbish

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Ladder in a lift shard.

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Street Sales

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Too righteous?"

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Tourist Shopping

'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"How did the marathon go?"

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

'I think he has a fever.'

"You can always tell the pediatricians."

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

"You state on your resume that you want to work very little, but get paid a lot. I do appreciate your honesty."