Treasure Hunter Of Giggles Pillows

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

'It was this big. I swear'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

A centi-stampede.

Buried Rubbish

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Ladder in a lift shard.

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Street Sales

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Too righteous?"

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Tourist Shopping

'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"How did the marathon go?"

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

'I think he has a fever.'

"You can always tell the pediatricians."

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

"You state on your resume that you want to work very little, but get paid a lot. I do appreciate your honesty."