Grim Giggle Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Children's Entertainer

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Covid Boarding Pass

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

A Grumble Bee

'Dicing with Death'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'First time skiing?'

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

Precious comedy writers.

"You took your time!"

Dead & Breakfast.

Ladder in a lift shard.