Gibberish Lover Pillows

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

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Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'Here comes Ted.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'