Gibberish Lover Gifts

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

An Archeologic Dig

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

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The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Cold caller.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'Here comes Ted.'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."