Gibberish Decoder Gifts

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

IKEA Book

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Ancient Egyptian Curser

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"Does anyone have any questions? Don't be shy...anyone? Come on folks!"

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

"This contract is gobbledeegook. . . I asked for mumbo jumbo!"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Bureaucrat/lawyer speaks legal gobbledegook to assistant with tea tray. Secretary translates: 'That'll be two sugars then.'

'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'

Marooned Optometrist

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"This way, the humans get the message."

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

The c@ s@ on the m@

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."