Gibberish Decoder Prints

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

"Does anyone have any questions? Don't be shy...anyone? Come on folks!"

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

"This contract is gobbledeegook. . . I asked for mumbo jumbo!"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

Bureaucrat/lawyer speaks legal gobbledegook to assistant with tea tray. Secretary translates: 'That'll be two sugars then.'

Marooned Optometrist

'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

"This way, the humans get the message."

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

The c@ s@ on the m@

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."