Charm Decoder Gifts

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You're the olive in my martini

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Swing me with your words."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Letter writing lady.

Paw readings

'May I have the key to your heart?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Tango

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Another martini please.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Siggy

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

Cupid