Charm Checker Gifts

"Just one particular man immune to your charms, or are you getting a sense of herd immunity?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

You're the olive in my martini

'Your future looks charming.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

Silver Fox

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Letter writing lady.

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Tango

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Another martini please.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'What's the night life-like?

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home