Charm Checker T-Shirts

"Just one particular man immune to your charms, or are you getting a sense of herd immunity?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You're the olive in my martini

'Your future looks charming.'

Letter writing lady.

Silver Fox

"Swing me with your words."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Tango

Real Estate Personals

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

'Good morning Miss...'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What's the night life-like?

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."