Geography Giggles Pillows

America's a great place. But you know what it doesn't have? Moscow? Wrong. No, I'm pretty sure Moscow isn't in the United States. Unless you count that city in Idaho. But you have to wonder why people in the "Heartland" didn't change the name during the Cold War. Why do they call the middle the "Heartland" when the heart is on the left side of the chest? America doesn't have focus, is what I was going to say.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The High Line at Giza

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Prostate: 51st State

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Yakety-Yak

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Smart Bomb.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Pyramids exploding.

"You have reached the edge of town."

London map drawn from memory.

Vladimir Putin

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Elephant and Castle

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"What's the name of our sea?"

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Megacorp Pictures Advertising Dept. We need a catchy phrase to promote this new earthquake movie. "Look out for that runaway terrain."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'