Gastronomy Gigglers Pillows

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Main Types of Cheese

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"I might just get a pie."

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Moo! OOM!

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."