Gastronomy Gigglers Pillows

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

Emeril Lagasse's Zoo

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Main Types of Cheese

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"I might just get a pie."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Moo! OOM!

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."