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'First the sprouts, now the city...'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Giggle.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Welcome to MOMtana

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

The First Supper

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

Boo-gle.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

'It's one of your five a day.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms