Geo-giggler T-Shirts

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Swinging through the jungle.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Welcome to MOMtana

"It doesn't work on geese."

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

The Big A** Theory

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'Which one's Ringo?'

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"