Geo-giggler Gifts

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Swinging through the jungle.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"It doesn't work on geese."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

The Big A** Theory

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

Obscure Constellations