Cosmic Giggle Lover Gifts

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Climbing to the moon...

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Lust in Space.

The Big A** Theory

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

Ladder in a lift shard.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

I can give you the Moon.