Travel Enthusiast Giggler Pillows

"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Airport Security.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Tourists in Egypt

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The World's Easiest Airport

I love the Shard

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'