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London on £50 a meal

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

Can I have a look at the map?

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

Holiday Luggage

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Stonehenge Imitation

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Traffic Sign

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'Well? How was the flight?'

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

At the airport.

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'