Travel Lover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

A Holidaying Crocodile has arrived at an Airport with his favourite Human-skin travel bags.

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"