Travel Lover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

A Holidaying Crocodile has arrived at an Airport with his favourite Human-skin travel bags.

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

Airplane Mode.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.