Travel Enthusiast Who Loves A Laugh Gifts

London on £50 a meal

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Can I have a look at the map?

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

Holiday Luggage

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Stonehenge Imitation

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Traffic Sign

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Well? How was the flight?'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

At the airport.

Maps to the house arrests of the stars