Travel Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

‘On The Lam' holiday package.

Places of dis-interest - Norfolk.

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Are we there yet?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Tourists in Egypt