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"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cling-On Dog

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I should probably get out more.

Pyjama party

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Ready Mum?'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

The lonely figure

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

This man is an island.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

A politician's dream come true...