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A vampire in a canoe.

"Don't talk to me"

"You said I'd be part of a team."

The End.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"I'm a sole trader..and starting to feel more solitary by the minute!"

Isolation Tank

Signs to nowhere & nothing.

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"Sorry, not tonight. I'm busy social distancing."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Society of hermits'

"I'm ok, thanks anyway. . . all is good here!"

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Sand television

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Just a single for you again, Mr Narcissus?'

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

Alone - This exit. More alone than ever - Next exit.

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Desert Islands

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"Ignore everyone."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The world is leaving you behind phobia.

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Intellectual Island, Philosophers Escape.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Mind Island

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Fish in gaol.