Solace Seekers T-Shirts

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Turn, turn and turn.

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

Cat in a flap

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I love this time of day."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

I should probably get out more.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'