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'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I gotta be me!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

I should probably get out more.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

The lonely figure

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

A politician's dream come true...