Solitude Chaser T-Shirts

Travel agent

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

I should probably get out more.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

This man is an island.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

The lonely figure

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

A politician's dream come true...