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Anti-stress Class

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Meditation Center

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

Take to relieve stress. . . Meditation.

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'If I could just speed this up a little, I'd be out of here in thirty years or so.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

"Damn.. I think I left the gas on..."

'Poor old Goopta - He was at the very brink of true inner peace, and then his HICCUPS started.'

Man in Bird Cage, Reading.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.