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"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Club Antisocial

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Peace. Love. Light

"I've seen this one."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"