Soulmate Seeker T-Shirts

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I heard they mate for life."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Valentine for Guru.

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

A priest with inboxes marked 'Temporal' and 'Eternal'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

A Better Life

Matches Made in Heaven

Soul Search / No Results

The devil looking at the 'soul' section in a music shop

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

Personal Ad.

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

"Good Lord, I can't believe you're STILL trying to figure out what you want to do with your life."

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'Upward Mobility.'