Soulmate Seeker Mugs

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'. . . so the redhead's my new soul mate.'

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Valentine for Guru.

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

A priest with inboxes marked 'Temporal' and 'Eternal'

A Better Life

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

Oh, my gosh! You're right! The treasure was buried in here all along!

Have you considered the possibility that you're only running from yourself?

Matches Made in Heaven

Soul Search / No Results

The devil looking at the 'soul' section in a music shop

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Personal Ad.

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."